When I did another âBiblical Grumpsâ series out at Silverdale, I used the slash and burn method on a DC Talk rap. This had the simultaneous effect of proving, once and for all, that I could get down with the medium and their need for a real pastor. So, thanks to me, they now have a real pastor; remember: no matter how bad this gets, you will thank me someday as you look back over your shoulder with a shudder and think of the continuing oratorical nightmares you might have had! Apparently, youâve heard the word, since you hired a pastor a week before my first message. You are wise and take warning well. Be that as it may, I wonât plug in the keyboard or put on the do-rag â there are some things that are simply more appropriate for the evening service; but hereâs the rap.
Grump Is A Noun
(With Apologies To Toby McKeehan, et al.)
Pullinâ out my big red book
âCaus when I need a word defined thatâs where I look
So I move to the âGââs quick, fast in a hurry
Threw on my specs, thought my vision was blurry
I looked again but to my dismay
It was black and white with no room for gray
Ya see a big âNâ stood beyond my word
And yo thatâs when it hit me that grump is a noun
Introduction to Jacob the Grump
After that we should probably attempt to better redeem the time; so, take out your Bibles and turn to Genesis chapter 37.